Yesterday we were sitting at the kitchen table for dinner and my son asks my husband and I out of the blue. "How would you like to have elbows for eyelids". What do you say to that? All I could come up with was "I wouldn't, that would hurt". Then he asks later on if I would like Chuck E Cheese for a house. I laughed and said "I don't think I would want a house like that", and without missing a beat he says "oh I would".
Kids are the funniest comedians.